Rise of the Runelords (RPHaven)
Das Korvut owns the Red Dog Smithy in Sandpoint. Das’s temper is, perhaps, his true claim to fame—he has little patience for customers, and even less for everyone else. Sandpoint suffers his foulmouthed attitude and frequent drunken midnight rants because he really does know his job, and as long as he’s busy hammering metal, he stays relatively calm and confined to his smithy. The local children have recently been circulating a somewhat cruel rhyme about Das that they’ve taken to chanting at hop squares, a doggerl sure to come to an end once the smith hears it.
“Here comes crazy-man Das Korvut,
Mad as a cut snake in a wagon rut.
See how his chops o bouncity-bounce?
How many people has he trounced?
One! Two! Three! Four…”